monsters, inc bloopers transcript

Come on. Mike watches him go, smoldering.). The curtain flies open. But, if it was an inside job, I'd put my money on Waxford. He turns around to see his tail being dropped by a human girl named Mary [we'll interchange Mary and Boo throughout this page]. As long as it doesn't come near us, we're going to be okay. She is the one! ), (Randall stops. I'll call you! Monsters Inc. Script - Dialogue Transcript - Script-O-Rama Don't let it touch you! (Then, Sulley angrily closes the wooden door, and tries to prove that it's not "Boo"'s door.). Monsters: (on TV) We're Monsters Incorporated! Take care of yourself and be a good girl, okay? Mike: What's that? Hey! The lights surge. ), (Suddenly, there is a thump noise behind him. Mike: C'mon, fight that plaque! He comes to a stop in front of a portrait of Waternoose, and breathes a sigh of relief. gym bag, scoops her up, and zips it closed. Sulley: Aw, just trying to make sure there's enough scream to go around. Randall: It's here in the factory, isn't it? Sulley, Mike and Boo peek out from behind the door and see Waternoose and the CDA agents below.). This thing is moving. Randall enters the bathroom, growling. The helicopters are getting closer. Where are you from? Come on. (chuckles) See, with the (annoyed) These are the jokes, kid. ), Mike and Sulley: (v.o.) (She blinks sleepily. Sulley: Yeah, like on "Monstropolis' Most Wanted"? By now Randall is almost upon them. Sulley: Guys, I told you, call me Sulley. Boo sees Randall and whimpers, Sulley gently shushes her. Mike: (nervously looking around) Kid? Before him sits Boo's reconstructed door, meticulously glued back together. Mr. Waternoose: Hmm. Tooken off my 2002 VHS of monster's Inc please enjoy make sure to stay tuned for this video my next video will be a bugs life bloopers end credits suscribe He's wearing mittens on his horns, his hands, and his feet.). (Sulley looks at Boo and sighs. Sulley hangs on with just two fingers.) Laughter emanates from all the doors. Mike: There it is! We're BANISHED, genius!! (Randall gulps. Celia: (o.s., over paging system) All scare floors are now active. Mike sits in the evaluator's chair.). (Mike and Sulley hear Randall approaching.). You're not the queen yet, Atta. Mr. Waternoose and the workers cover their eyes. (Mike screams. (Sulley opens the closet, but with Roz inside it. As they turn to the camera, the Monsters, Inc. logo appears over Mike, blocking him entirely.). How could I be so stupid? He tumbles down the mountainside, finally sliding to a stop, face down in the snow. The traffic sign changes from "DON'T STALK" to "STALK", replacing the red hand and the green monster walking. His assistant brushes them. Sulley: (standing) Uh, um, I'm looking for the kid. (Celia hangs up the intercom phone with a smile. Father: (o.s.) Called himself "King Itchy". It never would have gotten out, if you hadn't been cheating last night! Could be contaminated. are heard emerging from the set. Mike sees Randall approaching from the Hawaiian door. Sulley: (yelling up to Rex from "Toy Story") Hey, Ted! , (Screen fades to and from black revealing Mike and Sulley facing the screen as the entire scare floor look at them.). Mike and Sulley walk out the door, with lunch boxes in their hands.). It stops, stacked against the wall of doors.). Their silhouettes are visible as they pause in front of it. Oh, I love kindergarten. Sulley: (to Randall) She's not scared of you anymore. Sulley: Did you lose weight? I really need the key for the door he was using. Randall: the door will be gone. Man, I have no idea what puce is (Sulley picks up the reddish-brown paperwork files and shuffles through it. (Mike pretends to wave a stick at Mary's face, as if she was a dog, and he throws it in the door.). (Mike turns his back on Sulley, folding his arms. Mike stares in disbelief. Great news, pal. Tugging on a wrench, Boo accidentally opens a secret panel, revealing a dark corridor. Boo cowers at the back of the room, afraid. ), (Suddenly, a huge shadow covers them. (Mike crumples up the piece of paper, and tosses it onto a large existing pile of crumpled plans.). Waternoose: (stammers) B-butH-How'd you--?! Sulley: How could I do this? Times have changed. Heh. (Sulley growls at the paper kid while dodging it. You didn't turn in your paperwork last night. Bob "Dentures" Peterson is handed a set of false teeth. Monsters, Inc./Trailer transcripts | Moviepedia | Fandom (Waternoose closes in on Sulley, rising up on his legs intimidatingly.). ), (Just in time, Sulley rushes in, roaring angrily. Mike/Sulley: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Claws: The kid almost touched me! Mike: There it is! Carefully matching every child to their ideal monster, to produce superior scream. Monsters, Inc. (Western Animation) - TV Tropes (Sulley strides off, scanning the room as he goes. A door! Mike : No, I'm not attacking you. Stunned, her face begins to redden, and her eyes well up with tears. I'm a nice guy. Mike: Now that we have her, he is trying to kill US! We're in a--, (Mike waves the kid away. Those numbers are pretty sweet. Sulley's eyes widen. Smitty: I bet we get the rest of the day off! Look, it loves it here! (Sulley stands protectively in front of the bed.). Mike: It'll be their problem, not ours. Please! ), (Boo screams at the top of her lungs. Sulley: (v.o.) Randall and Fungus run out onto the Scare Floor.). Is this one yours? ), (Boo jumps in front of the open door, but only sees her closet with her stuff in it), (The portal to the monster world has closed. Mike: Don't tell me not to panic. He jumps a second time but loses his grip, almost falling. Mike manages to grab onto Sulley's tail.). Sushi Chef: There's a kid here! Heroes, Inc. | AlexCWebb Studios Wiki | Fandom (Randall performs a series of martial art moves.). ), (Sulley activates Boo's door. Mike: Okay, Sulley, here we go. Mike: Sulley, the bear!!! I-- (A smile spreads across Randall's face.) Sulley: Okay, Boo, it's time to go home. Charlie: (gasps) 23-19!! Mr. Waternoose: (expecting the worse) Well, Jerry, what's the damage so far? Redneck boy: Get it, mama! Randall loads the box into a tricked out hollow scream cart, slams the lid closed and heads for the hallway. Surely she's gone down. (Mr. Waternoose unlocks the can, and the sound of children's scream leak out. Although you can find the Monsters Inc. bloopers on Pixar's YouTube page (might only be the Company Play segment though.) (Sulley and Mike turn at the sound of Randall's voice.). Mike: Oh, now those were alphabetized!! Tough kids, sissy kids, kids who climb on rocks (This diversion is more that Sulley can handle.). It's active. Heh, heh it's a musical! ), (Mike and Sulley pass Blobby who suddenly oozes through a grate and into the sewer below, leaving only eyes and teeth a top the grate. Mike and Sulley stare up at Randall in disbelief as they fall. Sulley: (lifting Boo's head) Oh, sorry, she didn't see that. (Mike halts abruptly. (Boo smiles and gives a little nod. Mr. Waternoose: I hope you learned a valuable lesson in scaring today. ), (Randall quickly changes back. Huh? Randall looks down at his newspaper. Starring, written, and directed by Mike Sulley: And produced by Mike Wazowski. Hmm-hmm. All is quiet. Sir, you don't understand. He picks her up and carries her deep inside the room. No, no, no, no, no. 4:42. Sulley: Hey, Mike, this might sound crazy, but I don't think that kid's dangerous. This is the script for The Irelanders goes to Monsters Inc [The camera fades in to the little boy's bedroom, at night] Mother: (o.s.) He climbs aboard a door being ejected and sails up onto the track several door behind Sulley, Mike and Boo. Of course I was the ball (The kid looks on, skeptically. Bye, Sulley! ), (Boo screams and braces herself in fear. Charlie: (to Mike) George and I are like brothers. Mr. Waternoose: (on TV) the best refineries, and research into new energy techniques. From outside, the apartment lights pulse brightly, creating a beacon for the helicopters. It's a work in progress. We warm your home. Celia: Oh, Michael! Mike: Where'd it go? What are you doing? His buddy looks pretty sad.). Mike: All right, I got a move here. Oh, come on. But hey, at least we had some laughs, right? You'll make him lose his focus. Randall was working late last night out on the scare floor. Randall: (spotting Mike and Sulley) There they are! (Sulley's yelling frightens the kid, who starts crying again. All you had to do, was listen to me, just ONCE!!! Mike gasps as a blinding flash emerges from under the metal device. Not now, not now, I'm-- (seeing Mary) Oh, hello, little one. Mike: Make it stop, Sulley! ), (Boo comes skipping around a corner and run into a group of monster kids. (He slams the door closed. Mike: Yes, well, uh, I'll try to be less careless. (Sulley motions to the floor. Mike: (being dragged away) No, no, no, no! Needleman: I don't think so. Waternoose clambers after them, closing in.). Clinging to Randall like a bucking bronco, Boo grabs a bat and wallops Randall repeatedly on the head. It must've been dark last night, because this is its door. (CDA agents run up to George and tackle him to the ground. Okay, on three. (Ms. Flint rewinds the tape, then plays it. Charlie's eyes go wide. Mike: No. I needed some time to think, but you shouldn't have left me out there. Sulley climbs up and balances on its metal railing.). That's great news. No! It's not okay! (Sulley has finished building a makeshift toboggan. Randall runs across the platform and jumps through the door on the ground. (They swipe Boo's card key and wait anxiously for her door to arrive. A snowball hits Sulley in the back. Oh! Sulley pauses in front of her stall, then turns and opens it.). [The bedroom light clicks off. (Sulley heads off after Boo. Mr. Waternoose: Well done! (Sulley goes up and down, roaring on two levels. Machine gun fire, explosions, etc. Sulley: Oh! Later, Sulley jogs in place.). (Boo's door sails out of the vault corridor and into the Scare Floor. (Mary runs carefree through the chaos in the restaurant, babbling. Oh, sure no problem. Hey! You filled your quota on the first kid of the day. George: (to CDA agents) Hey, thanks, guys, that was a close one. - I'm in this one. Celia: Thanks. Aah! Sulley: Uh, hello? Especially you, James. (offering) Snowcone? Mike: "We"? ), (Sulley and Mike struggle to hang onto the door as it plunges downward. Where is it, you little one-eyed crettin?! (Later in the living room, Sulley hangs upside-down from a beam, doing some "gravity" sit-ups.). We're closed. Randall: (o.s.) It was released on Disney+ in July 2021 . (CRASH! Red alert! The wall of the bedroom begins to rise. (Mike trips on a lamp and flies across the floor. Mike and Sulley: (v.o.) ), (Chaos ensues. It can happen. The scaring begins. Announcer: (v.o.) The frenzied CDA agents pounce on the agent with the sock.). (This gets Randall's attention. ), (Waternoose hurries after the CDA agents). He puts some of the pieces on a newspaper as a little area for Mary to sleep, but she sticks with sleeping in Sulley's bed.). Success! ), (Meanwhile Fungus is being tossed happily into the air by the celebratory group.). Fine! A child screams in the distance. The new commercial's on. (SMACK!) Mike: One-eighteen. Sulley: It's just a closet. I'm sorry we're stuck out here. Another scream, this one louder than the first. The corridor opens up onto a massive room. Move it! ), (Randall looks up, but Mike is gone. They all got one thing in common, pal: banishment! Goodbye, Monsters, Inc.! Mike: but I was the ball see? (On the TV, Henry J. Waternoose, a large crab-like monster, turns to face the camera.). Mike: (pretending to act stubborn) I'll never talk. Mike: What's that thing? Uh-oh. (Charlie, Waxford and Frank gather around Randall, congratulating him.). And don't worry. Because of you, I had to banish my top scarer! Get the kid back through the door! The track rounds a post.). Randall: Look at everybody's favorite scarer now, you stupid, pathetic waste. Smitty: Oh, no. Fungus: Aah! Mike: I wasn't scared, I have allergies. Come on! First time in a month. ), (The kid howls with laughter. George relaxes, whistling happily as he walks away. I'll see you all in the morning. Uhm, so to confirm, then, you did find the ah Fungus: Oh, huzzah! Mike: Look, it's not that I don't care about the kid. He falls sideways onto the floor.). The recruits are impressed.). Is that supposed to be funny?). Prepare for decontamination. Sulley: (sobbing) I can still hear her little voice. Waternoose, Fandom's centric resource about film knowledge, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Boo whimpers. Oh, Googly Bear! Hello? She doesn't like Mike to yell at Sulley.). On his back, clinging to his fur, is Mary. Uh Mr. Waternoose: I thought maybe you might come by tomorrow and give them a demonstration, show them what it takes to be a top scarer. Randall hits a switch on the console, turning it off. A brown wooden door comes down and it becomes activated.). She whistles for her son as "If I Didn't Have You" starts up again. He frantically removes the door that's currently in the station.). ), (On the TV, Mike and Sulley stand in front of a crowd of MI workers. Sulley tries to mime his words. Animals, Inc. is a movie parody 2001's from Monsters, Inc. and has been released on October 25, 2019. company monsters inc the lovable confident tough furry blue, bloopers monsters inc bloopers int simulator tryout room day the bedroom is a set a simulator where monsters practice their Dave re-hired Scotty and took over the task of directing. , Mike and Sulley: (v.o.) You're making it worse! Sulley clasps the small chip in his large hand. But when the big hand points down. (Jerry hits a human child emergency button. Celia: YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT PACK OF LIES, MIKE WAZOWSKI?!?!!! Roz: Very good. (No response. In the background of the photo, blurred but unmistakable, is Mike! ), (Mike and Sulley are in the middle of a snowy mountain range. (The tiny monster husband flies away. Sulley let her in! Sulley: Wa, wa, wa, wa. P.T. Fungus: Thank goodness. The lights in the apartment glow even brighter than before. Needleman is shown wearing a red disposable glove over his head. Sulley turns to see Waternoose standing in the room, closing the door behind him.). Don't you think I'm aware of the situation? There was a lot of wood to go through. Sulley stands over the bed, tucking in the sheets.). ), (Mary opens the window shade, standing in full view of the helicopters outside.). Waternoose: Yes, yes, I'm coming. Randall takes off angrily. Now, let's move! Coming through! Mike: Hey, what's the matter? Wait, wait, wait, wait. SULLIVAN! Both know it's true. Nearby CDA agents nervously step away.). Agents unbolt the dome and vacuum up the charred remains of the sock.). Well, that is great. Roz: (sternly) Hello, Wazowski. Sulley: Oh, just doing my job, Mr. Waternoose. Randall: I'm in the zone today, Sullivan. Sulley awkwardly does his best to comfort her. Sulley rounds the locker bank and disappears from view. (beat) Does anyone else know about this? About a month later, Disney rereleased the movie in theaters adding the new material to the credits. (he spots a child's sock on George's back.) Ms. Flint: Right there. The bear!! (Mike's locker suddenly slams by itself. Ms. Flint: (frustrated) Let's take a look at the tape. (Later in the bathroom, Sulley brushes his teeth, while Mike stands on his arm.). Mike: BOO?! Randall: Eh, with this machine, we won't need scarers. Hopper laughs and Slim leaves, demanding that they stop the camera. Mike: The company? They trip over a slow monster pushing a scream cart.). It swings open, exposing Sulley, Mike and Mary. Mike: Keep coming, keep coming, keep coming. You're making him lose his focus. (In the M.I. Oh-oh Whoa-a! Enchanted (2007) Bloopers Outtakes Gag Reel. As the last two enter, they make room for). You've been #1 for too long, Sullivan! Roz: And I'm sure you filed your paperwork correctly for once. Mike: I think you mean "Ooklay in the ag-bay". But we both know it's true! ), Sulley: Ready or not, here I come!! ), (Mike jumps over to another door with Sulley and Boo. As he reaches to open it, the knob rattles. Go get the stick. (Mary plays with his mouth, and they both laugh. Hello. 217 of 220 found this interesting | Share this Mike and Sulley panic. Whoaaaaa! Celia: (gasps) Harryhausen's?! Mike: (after getting the toilet paper off of his foot) You're right, you're right. (Randall hangs from a door two behind him. Mike: Scary feet, scary feet, scary feet-- Oop! Mike: What are you talking about? Huh? Mike's face is totally obscured by the bar code. (sigh) I'm always acting like the sky is falling. (The geeks hear Sulley's voice and run up to him.). DOT: It's not my fault she's so stressed out. Randall enters, wheeling a cart of scream cans towards the door. ), (Sulley and Mike watch as Fungus and Randall struggle to break free of the crowd. Do I get the part? ), (George walks by carrying a watermelon and a mallet. (fakes a cough). Did he hear something?). Using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild. Mike: Hey, is this thing on? Huh-?! ), (Waternoose turns to Randall, who has managed to escape. ), (The sled is narrowly missing boulders, and picking up speed until), (Sulley's sled smashes into a boulder, and bursts apart. There's no "we" this time, pal. He grabs her playfully and flies her like an airplane to her bed. (The CDA agents discuss the situation. Looks like you're out of a job. Wasn't I great?! One without the other don't mean nothing to me, nothing to me! You're going to the hall of fame for sure! Sulley's nervous face is hit with light as he scans the room. A dark shadow cuts across the bedspread. Mike: Hey, good evening, how are you? Holding the bag at arms length, he runs out of the room. ), (Sulley covers the picture as Mike approaches.). Mike: Come on. Ha-ha! (Sulley smashes the light on top of the door. Give her the!!!! Mike, Sulley and Boo hang onto the door as it moves. ), (Mike huddles around the lantern for warmth because he's cold from being out in the snow for so long. They're gonna shut down the factory! ), (Mike continues to pound at Sulley as they flip over an embankment, landing with a thud several yards below. , (Mary opens her mouth, but the piece of cereal flies past her. Whew! She grows self-conscious.). Uh-oh. An alarm sounds and Boo's door, poised high above the station, heads back into the door vault. Sulley punches a red panic button on the keypad. (Mike runs to the TV, Sulley slips and falls. And who would we be scaring today? Are there kids in it? Mike: Hey, you hear that? (Mike and Sulley turn to see a line of monster children, led by the day care worker. CDA Agent #2: Cover the area! Come on! (to other CDA) Attention! Mike runs headlong into a pile of take-away boxes. Sulley picks Boo up, and hugs her tightly.). CDA Agent #1: If you could make that out to Bethany, my daughter (The geeks, Smitty and Needleman, emerge from a door, grab the trash can, and wheel it away. (Mike leans in closer to the garbage cube.). She whimpers as Waternoose looks on.). He grabs the Scream Extractor and forces it away from Boo. ), (Doors are stacked in rows above and below them, like a wall. This is how Outtakes and company play goes in Ryan's Adventures of Monsters, Inc. . The toys and kid junk from Boo's room -- which Sulley stuffed in the night before -- fall out onto George.). Claws' assistant: She wasn't scared of you? Later, like a quarterback rushing a tackle dummy, Sulley strains to push a pile of heavy furniture across the living room. Look! Mike and Sulley retreat in fear. The eastern portion of the United States is illuminated as Jerry Slugsworth steps up.). Does that matter? The door slams in his face. You've been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal. The blue day care kid pops out of the bag wearing a girlish wig. Then they exit as patrons scramble. Mike: What a night of romance I got ahead of me! Oh, we're easy prey, my friend, easy prey! Waternoose: W-what are you doing? The kid's awake! Ms. Flint: Uh-huh. Sulley: Okay, how 'bout I sit here until you fall asleep? Sulley: Yup. (Charlie, Waxford and Frank push past Randall as they rush to Sulley.). Mike: Not you! Sulley, Mike and Boo run out of a Hawaiian beach house, onto the sand.). The child isn't Boo at all, but the Animatronic Kid from the simulator. Here's the kid. ), (Jerry silently indicates "one" with his hand. Mike? (Sulley opens his eyes. She sent me to my room. This could destroy the company. - We're pan' of your life. Doesn't that matter? Good night, sweetheart. The red light above his door lights up. Guy takes five steps and he's there. Doors ride out of the vault and land in stations. Mike: I'm telling you, big daddy, you're gonna be seeing this face on TV a lot more often. James, this company has been in my family for three generations. ), Sulley: No monster in here. She nods and goes quiet. The idea for Monsters, Inc. started with a lunch in 1994. Fungus looks around, confused. Roz: Ta-dah! Mike: Let me see it! QUEEN: Now, Dot, be nice to your sister. Come here, you! You just get the machine up and running, I'll take care of the kid. Mike: Never mind. (Boo roars again.) Mike: Not bad, huh? It scares little kids and little monsters. Roz: (sternly) Wazowski! Mike: YOU'RE STILL NOT LISTENING!?!?! What about Celia? Sulley: (with hand outstretched) Hey, may the best monster win. Mr. Waternoose: We're MI, Monsters Incorporated. Charlie, Waxford and Frank: That was awesome! Ha-ha! Sulley: Ah, actually, that's my uh, cousin's sister's daughter, sir. Hmmm. Right into the monster world! Once you name it, you start getting attached to it! A metal dome is bolted over the sock. Another door comin' right up. Boo struggles to get away. (Sulley, Mike and Boo climb onto Boo's door.). And I'll silence ANYONE WHO GETS IN MY WAY! All right, come with us, sir. She's out of our hair! Randall disappears. I mean, I don't. Uh-oh. (hands Charlie his crutch) Here, take this. All we have to do is call her door down and send her home. (A monster with dozens of eyes steps forward to corroborate). They look up to see a giant monster! An agent rips the band-aid off. He holds out his hand, formally. The lead article, "MONSTERS, INC. BACK ON TOP!" (Celia leaps in and squeezes Mike's cheek.). Refined into clean, dependable energy. A graph on Sulley's clipboard shows first year profits going through the roof. Number one wants to talk to you. Right up until you chuckled like that and, uh, now I'm thinkin' I should just get out of here. I bet they put the original master through the 4K restoration. Okay, rule number one out here: Alwaysno. Mike: Well, then why don't you find some place for it to sleep (suddenly angry) WHILE I THINK OF A PLAN?! See? Meanwhile, Sulley has finished signing.). Sulley: Hi, guys! Tonight is about me, and Mike: (love-struck) Celia! Sulley tries to calm her.). Uh-oh. ), (Screen flashes, the piece of cereal lands in front of her. Look out! It swings shut again.). Randall: No, no, wait! (The machine's suction pulls Mike's lips closer, then suddenly stops, powering down with a whir. And when I find whoever let it out, they're DEAD! I've never seen anything like you today! Monsters, Inc. is a 2001 American computer-animated comedy film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Pictures. The circling helicopters head towards them. The lights in the room dim, and the animatronic kid resets. Smitty: (calling after) Go get 'em, Mr. Soloman! Monsters, Inc. (2001) Bloopers Outtakes Gag Reel FilmIsNow Movie Bloopers & Extras 2.69M subscribers Subscribe 28K Share 3.3M views 9 years ago Monsters, Inc. (2001) Bloopers Outtakes Gag. Ooh, bear, ooh! WE HAVE A 23-19!!!! Ms. Fearmonger is on vacation, would you like her voicemail? (Sulley closes the closet door behind him. Somebody else will find the kid. (A monster photographer is about to take a picture of a happy monster couple.). (Sulley grabs Randall by the neck, wrestling him like an alligator. Come on, get lost, you two. ), Sulley: Haha! Sulley: That's what I decided to call her. Pull the lever! Desperate, Sulley offers her the bear.). ), Sulley: (v.o.) Mike: (forging on) Of my life. Waternoose: I hope you're happy, Sullivan. ), All Monster Performers: And so we put that kid back where she came from, as she helped us to find a better tomorrow today! Mike smiles and steps aside. He don't want it now. Needleman: You're messing up the scene! (Nothing but crickets. Boo stands in front of him waving her arms. Sulley runs to Boo's door, ready to toss Boo back in. Mike: (calling back) I love you, Schmoopsie-Poo! Mike: (annoyed) Hey, Sulley, I am baring my soul here. (Sulley desperately runs his hands along the sides of the door, looking for anything that might activate it.). (In anguish, he buries his face in his hands.). CDA Agent #1: Number One wants this place dusted for prints. Yeti: Wasteland? The energy crisis will only get worse because of YOU!! Good night, mom. (All doors are ejected and return to the vault.). She quickly hides in a crevice in the hallway. Sulley: (looking for Mike) Mike? Sulley: OOOOOO!! ), (Sulley picks up Boo's door card key and runs towards the exit.

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